i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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