i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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