We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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