Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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