Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
