Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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