does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
