I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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