We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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