he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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