Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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