I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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