Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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