got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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