I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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