im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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