Its about making memories worth repressing
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
