I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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