am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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