when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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