week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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