i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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