It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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