i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
