id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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