I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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