On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Someone signed my nipple.
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