Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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