escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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