all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Vodka?
Forever.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
