What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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