So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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