And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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