So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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