Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
