I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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