he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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