let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm sobbing to NWA
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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