i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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