My hair reeks of homosexuality.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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