you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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