the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
