You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
