you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
