I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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