i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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