Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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