no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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