Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
