why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Randomize
